You decide, whilst clutching the missile in both hands that you have had enough this. You only came to the airport to learn how to fly a plane before returning home to your wife who was busy doing a ham even as you clung desperately onto the missile. You didn't want to get mixed up in all this business with beautiful women, shady pharmaceutical companies and surface to air missiles. Looking around quickly, you realise that you can see your house from here and decide that the best thing to do would be to ride the missile back home, to the safety and comfort of the four walls you can call your own.
You leap off the aeroplane and push the missile down, standing on it with your designer Italian shoes. With a "Yeehaw!" you begin to surf the air on the missile. Whilst its thrust is not enough to keep both you and it in the air, it does propel you along at quite a rate and you guide it towards your house in the distance. You glance back to see the plane following you, the pilot having levelled off. You wonder where she is going briefly but then realise you don't care - you're only interested in the embrace of Goldie Hawn. Unfortunately you soon see that that embrace could be some way off. Looking back to where you are going, you realise that you are flying into the storm that Tracy had warned you about. To make matters worse you are heading into it riding on what is essentially little more than a highly explosive lightening rod. To make matters worse, below you is a petrochemical works containing numerous noxious chemicals - the last thing you'd want to do is hit that with your missile, so gliding it down seems out of the question. And then, as if things couldn't get any worse, you see a gaggle of geese flying in formation straight towards you, with a fourteen year old girl in a microlite at their vertex. You hear her scream as she spots you on the missile flying straight towards her.
What do you do?
- Fly up higher in the storm. It may mean your death, but at least the nine year old will survive and you'll avert a humanitarian and environmental disaster by not hitting the chemical works. - 2
- Risk attempting to "land" the missile by pointing it down at the ground and the petrochemical works. - 1
- Continue on your current course, even though you may hit the fourteen year old and the geese. - 5
- Jump off the missile and let what will happen, happen. Que sera sera. - 3