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#76 Masked Dave

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 05:18 PM

I figure this shop has been in the Adventurer supplying business for a while.
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#77 Elihu

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 05:29 PM

There's a fundamental economic problem with adventuring RPGs that I think Dave has highlighted here.

Also: what happened to Team Good?

#78 Schtroumpf

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:26 PM

View PostElihu, on Mar 8 2011, 06:29 PM, said:

Also: what happened to Team Good?

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#79 Masked Dave

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 06:46 PM

And it's back in! :D
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#80 Elihu

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 01:19 PM

I'm going to finish this if and when it kills me.

#81 Schtroumpf

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 01:23 PM

I wanted to post but I couldn't think of where to go with it after the last post.  Now you have posted it'll hopefully give me some ideas.

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#82 Innokenti

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 02:33 PM

I am feeling the creative juices flowing a little. Would anybody object to me taking a little more liberty with the 'Good' party just to keep things moving?
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#83 Schtroumpf

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 09:01 AM

Well it's been a while since I've had to discard a post I was writing as someone has beaten me to it. :D

I guess that's what I get for waiting 5 days before starting it.

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#84 Masked Dave

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 09:26 AM

Hehe, I blame Nick.
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but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 09:31 AM

:lol:

I love Team Evil.
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#86 Schtroumpf

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 09:31 AM

Well I chopped out the start but I think the end of it still works.

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#87 Masked Dave

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 09:33 AM

Yeah I think it does, just imagine all that stuff happened between the words of my post.
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#88 Innokenti

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 09:36 AM

:D Awesome!
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#89 Elihu

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 12:54 PM

Outstanding.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 02:07 PM

So is Moolah going to be a real place or not? Because I think its time the story got there personally.
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#91 Schtroumpf

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 02:19 PM

I think it should be, if only because I've had it mentioned on a sign post.  Doesn't have to be kingdom though I guess.  Could just be a hut in a swamp or something.

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#92 Innokenti

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Posted 11 August 2011 - 08:18 AM

That practically made no sense. Never mind.
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#93 Elihu

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 01:39 PM

In a world beyond your imagination...

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 09:33 AM

I know its been moving slowly, but I bloody love this Tale :D
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#95 Innokenti

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 12:11 PM

Heee heeeee :D

Awesome Smurf, awesome!
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#96 Elihu

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:10 PM

I wanted a suitably epic boss fight.

#97 Innokenti

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:49 PM

I love you Nick. :)
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#98 Masked Dave

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:59 PM

View PostElihu, on Sep 20 2011, 02:10 PM, said:

I wanted a suitably epic boss fight.
Ooh this is going to be fun...
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but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#99 Innokenti

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 02:20 PM

I like the Good and Bad guys' take on the situations being so entertainingly different :D
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#100 Elihu

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 01:11 PM

Fantastical bestiary
Being a true accounting of wonderous beasts, animals, rogues and faery creatures encounterable in and around the principality of Moolah.

Pitethbull
Level 10 bard
As a child, Pitethbull was arrogrant and brash until he was put under a fairy curse. Now, instead of talking or singing, he is only able to list the names of cities - often indiscriminately, but sometimes in chronological order or by their international time zones. Ostracised by society, he travels from adventuring group to adventuring group, constantly searching for the name of the city that will lift the curse.