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#1 Hentzau

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:52 AM

Jentastic! draws 2 cards.
CAD draws 2 cards, plus 3 more for Wells Fargo.
Janek draws 2 cards, plus 2 more the Stagecoach
Inflammable Jim draws to see if he can get out of jail. He draws a Heart and succeeds. He goes on to draw 2 cards
Kramer draws 2 cards
Josh draws 2 cards
Feet draws two cards. The second card is a Missed! with a club on it. He receives no bonus card.

The situation for the start of Round Three:

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More than half the deck is now in the hands of the players. _

ROUND THREE BEGIN

General Store pool

Beer (went to Josh).
Panic (went to Feet).
Panic (went to Jen).
Cat Balou (went to Kramer).
Prison (went to CAD).
Bang (went to Janek).
Bang (went to Jim).

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:56 AM

Is Jim not in the clink? Can you please represent this on the board. _
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#3 Hentzau

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:57 AM

Ah yes, sorry. Before I drew cards for Jim, I drew one to see if he could take his turn. He drew a Wells Fargo with a Heart on it, and escaped from jail.

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:58 AM

Ah. Fair enough.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:02 PM

Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is, I'm the quickest they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is.
You know...we lost the first battle of the Chesapeake because of a mysterious...treacherous...Ankylosaurus

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:20 PM

FEET

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#7 Feet

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

I wouldn't advise that, you're just going to waste bangs!

Also, what the hell Kramer! Seriously man, can you please tell me why you shot me?

THAT WAS NOT COOL, I HAD NO BEEF WIT-CHEW! NOW I GOT BEEF AND I GOTTA REPRESENT, DEP-YOU-TEA STIYLE!
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 01:16 PM

Kramer, I find your actions to be most ungentlemanly. It is clear that you do not meet the minimum standards of good behaviour to be admitted into the ranks of Deputy Law Enforcers, while Feet has acted with no small degree of courtesy. I challenge you, sirrah, to reform your bothersome ways or face the business end of my shooter!
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 01:41 PM

View PostFeet, on May 19 2009, 01:24 PM, said:

I wouldn't advise that, you're just going to waste bangs!

Also, what the hell Kramer! Seriously man, can you please tell me why you shot me?

THAT WAS NOT COOL, I HAD NO BEEF WIT-CHEW! NOW I GOT BEEF AND I GOTTA REPRESENT, DEP-YOU-TEA STIYLE!

Sorry Feet, didn't mean to be uncouth.
I repeat: I want some substantial proof
That you kid ain't some kinda bandit youth.
Flea bitten varmint like Crash Bandicoot:
Tryin' a sweetin' me up like candied fruit.
Talk son, represent like you's Ghandi's flute
An' I might not taketh down the Bang-y route.

#10 Feet

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 01:51 PM

^_^  

Ghandi's flute does indeed represent. Satyagraha style booooiiii!

Beyond dieing and having my role revealed I am unsure what proof you think I can provide beyond my own word. Suffice to say I am a deputy and my actions thus far have been pure and well intentioned regarding finding my allies and revealing the Outlaws for the devils they are and ending their reign of fear.

And I'm not keen on using my own death to prove anything. I am, however, keen on using someone elses death to prove my role. So thanks for volunteering your bad self! BREAK IT DOWN NOW!
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#11 Kramer

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 02:10 PM

I'd like to see you try; your colt is rubs!
Me? No outlaw -- by the Honour of Cubs.
Dib, dib, dib, dob, join the deputy's club:
Let's think about it and kill us some scrubs.
What I noticed is you tried to kill Josh,
Tried to cook him up like butternut squash.
You went bang! bang! and his moustache went "gosh"
You better come clean cos BS don't wash.
(Now check it!)

#12 Janek

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:12 PM

Hmmm. Prison/Bang/Cat/Panic for me, I think.
Ah! Harvard University! The special jail where people with too much math are imprisoned forever and forced to teach each other about poems.

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:08 PM

Panic for me, please! Hooray! A useful card!
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#14 Hentzau

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 10:47 PM

Missing orders from Kramer and CAD. RAUS.

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 10:55 PM

Bang/Cat/Prison

Which is pretty much how it works out in reality.
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 02:57 PM

PRISON!
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 03:10 PM

View PostFeet, on May 19 2009, 02:51 PM, said:

I am, however, keen on using someone elses death to prove my role.
AS AM I, BANDIT!
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."

#18 Hentzau

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 03:14 PM

CAD gets Prison, Janek gets BANG!, Jim gets BANG!, Kramer gets Cat Balou.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 03:54 PM

This was a complicated round.

Card 1.

Jentastic! uses her Sheriffly powers to send CAD to Jail! Will come into effect on next turn.

CAD has no Sheriffly powers, but tricks Inflammable Jim into taking a guided tour of the local Jail and locks the door after him.

Janek affixes a Scope to his Colt peashooter. +1 range.

Inflammable Jim Panics Kramer and steals a card!

Kramer drinks some cool refreshing Beer. +1 life point.

Josh whips out a Schofield pistol. It has a range of 2.

Feet also Panics Kramer, stealing a card.

Card 2.

Jentastic! discovers that mass hysteria appears to be taking hold as she Panics CAD, stealing a card.

CAD equips a Volcanic! 1 range, unlimited BANGS.

Janek stirs up another Indian attack!

Jentastic!BANG!
CADBANG!
Inflammable Jim - BANG!
Kramer - BANG!
JoshBANG!
FeetBANG!

Inflammable Jim BANGs  Kramer! Missed!

Josh also BANGs Kramer! His luck runs out and he takes a bullet! -1 life point.

Feet plays the Cat Balou on Kramer, forcing him to drop his Schofield

Card 3.

CAD BANGs Feet! He draws a Spade from the deck so his Barrel is no good, but the bullet still Misses!

Janek BANGs CAD! CAD draws a Diamond from the deck and the bullet strikes home! -1 life point.

Inflammable Jim BANGs Kramer! -1 life point.

Josh drinks some Beer! +1 life point

Feet equips a Remington! It has a range of 3.

Card 4.

CAD BANGs Feet! He draws another Spade from the deck, but yet again the bullet Misses!

Inflammable Jim BANGs Kramer! -1 life point.

Card 5:

Inflammable Jim BANGs Kramer! -1 life point.
END OF TURN SUMMARY

Jentastic! – nothing.
CAD - -1 life point, Volcanic equipped, in Jail.
Janek – Scope equipped.
Inflammable Jim – in Jail.
Josh - +1 life point, Schofield equipped.
Kramer +1 life point, but -4 life points! Lots of cards stolen by THIEVES.
Feet – Remington equipped.

#20 Hentzau

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:04 PM

Whoops, just realised Feet shouldn't have been able to Panic Kramer since it has a range of 1. Uh. Okay, so Kramer has a BANG with which to fend off the Indians. Unfortunately that then leads us to...

Card 5:

Inflammable Jim BANGs Kramer! -1 life point.

So he still dies, and all is right with the world.

#21 Hentzau

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:06 PM

Except that means Feet then needed his BANG to fend off the Indians also and couldn't BANG Kramer. Bugger, bugger, damn.

#22 Hentzau

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:08 PM

So. Kramer is still alive, and teetering on 1 health point! Good thing I double checked.

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:08 PM

What's the point of being in Jail if you can still BANG?
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#24 Inflammable Jim

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:12 PM

I'VE COMMITTED NO CRIME
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#25 Janek

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 04:12 PM

That's in effect from next turn. Logistical thing arising from internet adaptation.
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