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#26 Inflammable Jim

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:00 PM

Somebody fears desert justice
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You know...we lost the first battle of the Chesapeake because of a mysterious...treacherous...Ankylosaurus

#27 Janek

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:01 PM

Justice is blind.
Ah! Harvard University! The special jail where people with too much math are imprisoned forever and forced to teach each other about poems.

Sandwiches are better than people. You can put anything you want in a sandwich, and it won't complain.

You spin me right round, baby, right round, in a manner depriving me of an inertial reference frame. Baby.

#28 Hentzau

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:01 PM

That's why he's wearing dark glasses.

#29 Clearasday

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:32 PM

When we could just disarm him?
You're scared of him disarmed ain't ya?
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."

#30 Kramer

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:33 PM

View PostInflammable Jim, on May 18 2009, 06:00 PM, said:

Somebody fears desert justice

No sirree, I fear being banged by bandits.

#31 Hentzau

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 06:23 PM

Need orders from Jen and CAD. Mayhap they will grace my inbox by the time I get back from running.

#32 Jentastic!

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 06:49 AM

Cool your jets. I wasn't here last night.
Existentialism? Don't even get me Sartred.

#33 Inflammable Jim

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:52 AM

OWOWOWOWOWOWMYFACE
You know...we lost the first battle of the Chesapeake because of a mysterious...treacherous...Ankylosaurus

#34 Hentzau

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:01 AM

View PostJentastic!, on May 19 2009, 07:49 AM, said:

Cool your jets. I wasn't here last night.
No need to get snippy - I was just hopeful that I could get the next round up last night, is all.

#35 Hentzau

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:08 AM

Round 2

Card 1

Jentastic! wanders off into the desert under the influence of illegal substances.

CAD buys himself a finely-bred Mustang .

Janek holds up a Stagecoach! 2 extra cards on his next turn.

Inflammable Jim spends the day attempting to master the honky-tonk piano.

Kramer discards Duel.

Josh sidles up to  Kramer  and whispers “Look over there! A three-headed monkey!” As Kramer twists to look, Josh steals a card from his back pocket, and then sticks a notice to Kramer’s back which says “PANIC!

Feet plays a Cat Balou (I seriously have no idea what the hell it is besides a Western film starring Jane Fonda) and forces Josh to drop his Volcanic!


Card 2

CAD robs the Wells Fargo bank! He gets three extra cards on his next turn.

Kramer discards Missed! He gains +1 life point from his special ability.

Josh opens a General Store, and has a free giveaway to celebrate! The cards in the pool are:

Cat Balou
Panic!
Beer
Jail
BANG!
BANG!
Panic!

Josh can pick whichever of these he wants, and everyone else must make a post tomorrow stating which ones they would like in order of preference. Feet gets second pick, Jen gets third and so on finishing with Kramer seventh.

Feet attempts to BANG! Josh a second time! This time his aim is true and the bullet strikes Josh clean in the face. Fortunately Josh’s excessive facial hair absorbs most of the force, but it still smarts a bit. -1 life point


Card 3

CAD plays a Cat Balou and confiscates Inflammable Jim’s Winchester. No longer must he be feared by all.

Kramer attempts to get revenge for the nice man who showed him the three-headed monkey, even though it had escaped by the time he looked around, and BANG!s Feet  in retaliation. Feet’s Barrel is little protection as he draws a Club, and the bullet hits. -1 life point.

Feet attempts to Jail his attacker; unfortunately the loss of blood from his two wounds is making him feel a bit woozy and he points not at Kramer but at the unlucky man standing next to him, Inflammable Jim.

END OF TURN SUMMARY

Jentastic! – does nothing, nothing happens to her.
CADMustang trapped between his thighs, +3 cards on his next turn.
Janek - +2 cards next turn.
Inflammable Jim – In Jail, Winchester lost.
Kramer – 1 card stolen by Josh, +1 life point.
JoshVolcanic lost, 1 card stolen from Kramer, -1 life point
Feet-1 life point

#36 Kramer

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:09 AM

Top 3 words and phrases right now:

1. Cool your jets.
2. "Bang" (as a verb)
3. Any phrase that alludes to making Jim less powerful.

EDIT: YAY he's less powerful

#37 Josh

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:11 AM

I'll take the beer please chief.
George Alagiaaaaaaargh: I lost my pecker in the siege :(

#38 Inflammable Jim

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:17 AM

Cat/panic/bang/jail
You know...we lost the first battle of the Chesapeake because of a mysterious...treacherous...Ankylosaurus

#39 Hentzau

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:24 AM

Josh takes the Beer from the pool; he may use it immediately.

#40 Josh

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:27 AM

Glug.
George Alagiaaaaaaargh: I lost my pecker in the siege :(

#41 Hentzau

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:44 AM

When I said immediately I meant you could add it to your hand now so you could use it in this round's orders ¬_¬ NO DRINKING IN-THREAD

#42 Feet

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:48 AM

I shall take a Panic! card plx.

Also people please stop shooting me for no reason. :(
I still love you

#43 Josh

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:15 PM

Okay, can I shoot at you for a reason?
George Alagiaaaaaaargh: I lost my pecker in the siege :(

#44 Feet

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:25 PM

By all means do. ¬_¬
I still love you

#45 Kramer

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:29 PM

Feet, I will shoot you again and again until you either a) admit to being a bandit, b) do something to show you are not a bandit, c) die, d) get a gun that can reach me ¬_¬.