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#51 Innokenti

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Posted 07 December 2010 - 11:43 AM

TSP! TSP!

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#52 TSP

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Posted 07 December 2010 - 06:29 PM

I'll post tonight, Kenti.

#53 Masked Dave

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Posted 10 December 2010 - 01:43 PM

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Halifax shrugged, "I like throwing small things at big things. It's a habit."
:lol:
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but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#54 Josh

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Posted 10 December 2010 - 01:49 PM

So where's the plot at?
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#55 Masked Dave

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Posted 10 December 2010 - 02:11 PM

Not much of anywhere, its nice and easy to jump into.

There are (at least) two groups of people heading towards the Kingdom of Moolah to "rescue" the Princess' money, but neither of them have gotten very far yet.

The main groups are Team Evil (Masked, Elihu, Smurf and Jim) and Adventurers Guild (Kenti, CDave and TSP).
"It's amazing how deep we had to drill to find our key difference,
but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#56 Schtroumpf

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 04:05 PM

I'm putting this in here just in case anyone on Team Evil didn't read the PotC 4 thread.

View PostInnokenti, on Dec 15 2010, 04:59 PM, said:

Youthful Zombie Pirate Mermaids with Black Beards

Smurf said:

Ok, we need to use that in the fantasy tale.

Masked Dave said:

Consider it set up!

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#57 Masked Dave

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 04:48 PM

I set it up for you!
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but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#58 Schtroumpf

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 04:50 PM

For us.  You set it up for us.

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#59 Masked Dave

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 05:02 PM

Well yes, but mainly for you to write the next post.
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but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#60 Schtroumpf

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 04:07 PM

I'm not particularly happy with that post but it's taken me the best part of a fortnight to even write that crap and I wanted to move the story on.

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#61 Schtroumpf

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Posted 04 February 2011 - 09:15 AM

*cough*

I said I wanted to move the story on.

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#62 Masked Dave

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Posted 04 February 2011 - 09:29 AM

Yeah, I was thinking of posting
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but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#63 Strudel the Dancing Pastry

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 09:28 AM

I have a post in my head, I just need to write it!
Spins and turns, angles and curves. The shape of dreams, half remembered. Slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of perfection - a perfect face, perfect lace.
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#64 Schtroumpf

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Posted 15 February 2011 - 12:25 PM

You're both dirty liars and I hate you.

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#65 Strudel the Dancing Pastry

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Posted 15 February 2011 - 09:34 PM

I still have it in my head!
Spins and turns, angles and curves. The shape of dreams, half remembered. Slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of perfection - a perfect face, perfect lace.
Jentastic: THAT'S RIGHT, I like double entry
<@Strudel> How big's your dongle Kramer?
only about 2 inches :(

#66 Schtroumpf

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Posted 22 February 2011 - 10:28 AM

Well put it on the page then!

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#67 Schtroumpf

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 03:31 PM

:glee:

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#68 Masked Dave

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 03:33 PM

I forgot how much fun these four characters are together.
"It's amazing how deep we had to drill to find our key difference,
but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#69 Schtroumpf

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:23 PM

Hrm, well that's a bit of a pickle.  You might want to add a couple of lines into the start of yours Dave saying that they've got what they wanted and are now sneaking out of the town or something so that if follows on from mine.

It's been a while since we've had the problem of people posting at the same time! :)

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."


#70 Masked Dave

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:31 PM

Ah, I didn't even noticed you'd posted! TO THE EDIT BUTTON!
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but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#71 Masked Dave

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:34 PM

Yours is funnier anyway, I'll just delete mine for now as the shop could provide comedy larks.

Might use it later though so will save it here.

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Ma'Skd pressed himself against the wall of the alleyway they were in and peered out into the main street. Everything looked quiet.

He stepped one padded foot out into the street and then quickly span away as a plucky looking street urchin suddenly appeared and was moving towards him, jumped over the tear stained arms of a man wailing in dispair, grabbed the suspended sign of a shop and swung himself up onto a balcony before quickly diving off it into the next building's roof as he heard the sounds of an argument between two lovers over a serious moral issue. Sliding down from the roof onto a tree's low hanging branch he narrowly avoiding a lost cat and landed with a soft pat in the next alley across from where he'd started.

He looked back over the street to signal the next member of his party to cross.

They'd all gone.

"Bugger."

"Not usually," said a voice right behind Ma'Skd, causing him to jump in surprise, twist and land weapons drawn, "but if the price is right Sailor, I'm yours."

The owner of the voice was an impossibly beautiful and expensively, but revealingly, dressed prostitute with just the right amount of sass.

"Don't tell me, you've got a heart of gold."

"It's amazing how deep we had to drill to find our key difference,
but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu

#72 Schtroumpf

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 03:37 PM

We should deffo use it later.  Would be a shame to waste it.

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#73 Elihu

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 04:16 PM

That's hilarious - put it in there :D I had a bit in my post about orphans but I took it out because it was getting a bit long.

I enjoyed the shop that buys everything except plot items. My WOW character is weighed down with defunct plot items that I don't have the time to sort out or destroy. He's is desperately in need of resolution.

#74 Schtroumpf

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 04:20 PM

I put that in because after your post about no side quests I realised I hadn't done any lampshading of the genre which is really what this Tale is about. :D

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#75 Masked Dave

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 05:01 PM

View PostElihu, on Mar 8 2011, 04:16 PM, said:

That's hilarious - put it in there :D I had a bit in my post about orphans but I took it out because it was getting a bit long.
Thanks :D As Smurf suggested, I'll try and work it in after we leave the shop.
"It's amazing how deep we had to drill to find our key difference,
but it seems that whilst I am Amazing you are Ultimate."- Lu