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Day 1: Would you hang out the back of it?


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#1 Kramer

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 12:26 AM

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The female employees of Sky Sports gathered for their knitting meeting. Andy Gray and Richard Keys were in disguise as middle-aged women.

As the women took their places one of younger ones dropped some paper work, as she bent down to pick up the papers, the disguised Keys snuck a glance at her bottom. He winked at Gray and mouthed the words: "would you hang off the back of it" to his former colleague.

Gray went and stood near the woman's head:

GRAY: Well, dear, errr, well dearie, you've had a little accident there haven't you, do you need a wee bit of help dear?

GENERIC FEMALE EMPLOYEE 3: Oh no thanks, it's ok, I've got this.

GRAY: Oh I'll save a place for you dear.
[ASIDE] While you're down there, love, heh heh he.

Keys sniggered and while nobody was looking his way held his fist in front of him and thrust his pelvis back and forth.

These women did not yet know the ordeal in which they found themselves. Only interesting discussion and incisive analysis could save them.

Karen Brady looked serious, Gabby Logan furrowed her brow, Generic Female Employee 6 put her Heat magazine back in her bag to concentrate.

BRADY: Ladies, it's time to knit!

Day 1 will end at 10pm. Orders to me by then please.

#2 XYZIA

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:28 AM

I think we should wait and lynch somebody in a reasonable, well thought out manner.

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:03 AM

You've got no chance.

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#4 Zael

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:25 AM

View PostXYZIA, on Feb 28 2011, 01:28 AM, said:

I think we should wait and lynch somebody in a reasonable, well thought out manner.

Retracted- Was Xyzia

#5 Bassoon

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 08:42 AM

XYZIA

#6 Strudel the Dancing Pastry

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 09:05 AM

Yeah XYZIA. He's a crazy woman for sure.
Spins and turns, angles and curves. The shape of dreams, half remembered. Slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of perfection - a perfect face, perfect lace.
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only about 2 inches :(

#7 XYZIA

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 12:32 PM

Fucks sake. I knew that would happen.
Strudel for adding a third.

#8 Josh

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 12:46 PM

Well this is all a bit quiet.

Those XYZIA votes are probably more a reflection of the lack of activity than anything else tbh. I'm going to give it a miss I think and go for, oh, gosh, I don't know, retracted (was Bassoon).
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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:13 PM

View PostStrudel the Dancing Pastry, on Feb 28 2011, 09:05 AM, said:

Yeah XYZIA. He's a crazy woman for sure.
You realise we're meant to be catching men, right?

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:17 PM

Crazy bandwagoners, taking my vote off Xyzia and putting it onto Internet Vagrant. Because he's arguementative, opinionated and doesn't know much about football, just like Andy Gray.

#11 Josh

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:23 PM

:lol:

I would follow that vote but the same logic goes for me...
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#12 Strudel the Dancing Pastry

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:41 PM

View PostThe Captain, on Feb 28 2011, 01:13 PM, said:

You realise we're meant to be catching men, right?

Shush. This is my opportunity to call him a girl!
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only about 2 inches :(

#13 Clearasday

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:42 PM

Retracted was Zael, he thinks he's too good for the Xyzia bandwagon.
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#14 Josh

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:43 PM

I dislike the Captain's need to be a plot explainer. IMPACT FREE NOISE FTL
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#15 Zael

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:47 PM

View PostClearasday, on Feb 28 2011, 01:42 PM, said:

Zael, he thinks he's too good for the Xyzia bandwagon.

Biatch, I AM the Xyzia bandwagon.

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 01:52 PM

View PostStrudel the Dancing Pastry, on Feb 28 2011, 01:41 PM, said:

Shush. This is my opportunity to call him a girl!
Sexist! Retracted (was Strudel)

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:02 PM

I am super busy in work today so I'll do my best to get on before the lynch but I can't promise anything.
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#18 Strudel the Dancing Pastry

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:13 PM

View PostThe Captain, on Feb 28 2011, 01:52 PM, said:

Sexist! Strudel

When it comes to sex, I'm probably one of the least discriminatory people on this forum _
Spins and turns, angles and curves. The shape of dreams, half remembered. Slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of perfection - a perfect face, perfect lace.
Jentastic: THAT'S RIGHT, I like double entry
<@Strudel> How big's your dongle Kramer?
only about 2 inches :(

#19 Josh

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:21 PM

View PostZael, on Feb 28 2011, 01:47 PM, said:

Biatch, I AM the Xyzia bandwagon.
Well, not any more you're not, you're the IV-bandwagon-in-waiting.
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#20 XYZIA

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:27 PM

Vote Count for the lazy:

The Captain: 2
XYZIA: 2 rubbish votes.
Strudel: 2
Internet Vagrant: 1
Zael: 1

#21 Josh

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:30 PM

I always suspect people who post vote counts in the middle of the day. Not sure why, it just seems too much like trying to be helpful.
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#22 XYZIA

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:31 PM

Well I'm sorry. I'll be less helpful in the future.
Actively disruptive.

#23 Josh

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:34 PM

If it's a choice between helpful and passive-aggressive, I'll take helpful. It's more revealing.
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#24 Internet Vagrant

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:39 PM

I can't help but find Zael's attempt to 1) distance himself from what looks like a high-likelihood lynching that he actually instigated and 2) make a case for me on zero grounds to be deeply suspicious.  That and all women find me deeply attractive, so for him to vote for me there must be something amiss.

#25 XYZIA

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 02:42 PM

It's a people on 2-athon!